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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:27
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Your Camper’s Water Tank Could Be Carrying Serious Diseases, Here’s How To Fix It - The Autopian
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica
No go.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
No way
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..